Got a toothbrush?
$35 all you can drink last night. Friend 1 woke up in a hotel lounge, friend 2 pissed himself and woke up wearing friend 1's spare pants, and my toilet indicates I threw up extensively.
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
im pretty sure there are laws against slapping prostitutes
i'm pretty sure there are laws against prostitutes.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm fucking him on the second date. I don't give a fuck what Patti Stanger says.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
I stumbled in at 6am to find my cat in the window making a noise I've never heard her make. When I went to the window there was a goat outside staring at us.
Are you sure? Or did you just think there was a goat?
No there was a goat. I gave it a donut.
I just found a tail you can wear naked. Via a butt plug. Who ever said the internet was a good thing?
All I want is a camelback full of Jameson and the weather to be cool enough for me to wear rainbow spandex. Ugh. Pride problems.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I feel like despite his sleaziness I could be friends with this man. he just sent me a picture of his dog's balls.
And i'll likely end up sleeping in a bush wrapped up in my poncho
What's the place called?
I searched "county" on google, but....there's a lot of results
He legit watched "Cops" the entire time he was fingering me.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
so like
i may have gotten a little bit of blood in the charging port of my phone
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