Just saw ur first draft of ur suicide note.
You spelled "worthless" wrong.
The magic cards should have been the first clue. The comments that I have "amazing birthing hips" and that I'm "beautiful in a child bearing sort of way just sealed his fate.
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
I always have trouble explaining my life decisions to people over the age of 30.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
My arms are sore from holding up pukeahontas for so long
i know it happened because it happened right beside me, and at one point on top of me.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
That's the only way to get approved without a guarantor.
WHAT DOES THAT MEAN WHAT FUCKING LANGUAGE ARE YOU SPEAKING
I just tried to order ice cream on my bagel. I think I should just call it
Apparently I was drunk enough to call he police station and ask if there was a problem with me.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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