we sang "a whole new world" together. either he's my gay best friend or the love of my life.
yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
Is it ironic that the girl with the horse face is also on the equestrian team?
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He was very impressed that you could put your hair in a ponytail by yourself while throwing up.
I'm so disappointed in myself I can actually taste it.
Does it taste like semen?
I was having trouble getting it up so she grabbed it and said "no, it's too big to fail"
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
How do you tell someone who's buying a pregnancy test to have a nice day .... Like how
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It was right before we played jenga with champagne glasses for a good half hour
It's twenty thirteen and the rando and I bonded over the fact that we're both stil using flip phones. Of course I fucked him in the bathroom. It was the obvious thing to do.
can i bring anything?
Any of the following: Sex doll, side dish, fruits/vegetables that look like dildos, beer
is there a theme i should know about?
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
We were drunk waiting for tacos and I gave him a handy in the back of the Uber while giving the driver relationship advice. I think I'm handling the whole grad school thing alright.
How was your night?
I spent a lot of money and drank a lot of booze. Also was part of a successful search party
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