3 deer just ran past us on the street. At least I get to see some tail tonight
I haven't seen him in over a year. He asked me to his prom over myspace. Is he fucking serious?
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
we turned dreidel into a drinking game. i kept landing on gimel. im glad we have 7 more nights of this
I just sent a friend request to someone saying that i was the girl he shared a fifth of jager with last week. Thats something special. He better accept.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
we've got reservations. ask for the eat a bag of dicks table
I think i just threw up blood. i can't chill right now;
I am so proud of him. After eating the rest of our shrooms, he finally registered to vote
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
unless you have a dick and you were thinking of chopping that off
he tried to have the "are we in a relationship" chat last night. I stuck my fingers in my ears, yelled lalalalalala very loudly at him and told him I would stop having sex with him if he ever tried that conversation again. bad person, or just being a realist?
She pregamed while taking a shower. Came out clean and drunk.
Who is naked dude in the kitchen?
Randomize
