Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
hide the guitars, Nate just learned to play free fallin'
I had the most spectatular hardon this morning. I think it was trying to reach you in Wisconsin.
watching a depressing episode of spongebob while high is the most depressing thing i have ever experienced
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
We convinced him to snort an altoid. We should not be allowed to drink together
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
You are NEVER going to guess whose penis was JUST in my mouth!!!
I'll give you a hint, we ate paste with him in kindergarten.
wine lets you be on time to class apparently
This is a dangerous realization
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
That moment half way through a run when you realize you have to take a giant shit. I was racing against my bowels that last mile. Now my sweat is suctioning my ass to this toilet seat. Enjoy that NSA.
I vote we get high and sneak off to McDonald's to get mcflurries.
YES. ALL MY YES.
but there's so much I wanna do before I have kids. like die
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
Left him blackout in the cab, gave 20$ to the cabbie and said drive until the meter said he wasn't getting a tip.
Bangkok has him now.
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