hotel room ftw
Told my mom a bit ago she'd meet you tonight
Um...??
She's excited
Our professor just said "No class today, go get stoned." A guy seriously walked over and hugged him.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
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I just celebrated my ex boyfriends birthday by having more sex than he will today.
This is how I ended up being the slutty friend isn't it?
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
I was informed that last night we held hands while puking on the curb outside the bar.
We just have a real special relationship.
I got a lap dance from a guy last night dressed as a school girl. Heels and all. His heels got stuck in my fish nets
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It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
I have an aggressive hickey on my shoulder and it actually hurts.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
If you're gonna show up unannounced on hangover day, you better have coffee doughnuts and a boner
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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