Nothing says I have a hang over like telling your boss to "eat your shit"
There is tupperware vodka. thats right tupperwares full of vodka. best leftovers ever
Doctorate. Vaginahole. Cinnamon. Rainbow. Fill in the blanks in the morning.
I can't believe you're trying to guilt me into a blow j because a tornado made you homeless.
Is it working?
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it's ok. he made up for it by standing there and holding my purse while i made out with three guys at the bar. it was a pretty good night.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I just found a casserole dish in my oven filled with broken glass, blood, and chopsticks. And the REALLY fucked up thing is that finding it answered more questions than it raised.
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
6 beers, 3 orange crushes, & half a fire ball later & you get my alter ego.
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You declared that afternoon sex will be referred to as "wet naps" from now on
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
It's 1am and I'm on LSD and I have diarrhea in a Dunkin Donuts. Help me
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
Remember the guy with the pretty voice that gave us crabs?
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