Why. Ill be the rabbit if ull be the carrot.
I dont remember anything after Tequila & Apple Juice. May have disovered the recipe for mental bleach.
I'm giving you permission to use the abortion money to pay for your DUI.
he came faster then a bring it on movie goes to dvd
My flask crushed my baggie full of aderall in my backpack, why can't my demons just live together in peace
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
the two person party stopped when i realized that he tried to throw a hammer at my head.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
Almost bit the guy's hand who sits in front of me because he was stretching. That. Bored.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
Shit. My boss is having me meet and greet with the new doc upstairs. Do you think his doctor powers will detect that I'm still high?
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