just saw a man remove a wedgie from his lady's ass. who says chivalry is dead.
we live in such a classy society.
terrible decisions. terrible terrible terrible decisions.
who'd you have sex with.
we turned his baptism video into a drinking game
Well my dea agent brother is visiting so I'm gonna get high and see if he notices
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle
Dude like i feel like i did ALL OF THE DRUGS yesterday
I'm in the liquor store and fucking "Wannabe" by the Spice Girls is playing. IM ALREADY ASHAMED OF MY REASON FOR BEING HERE, GIVE ME A BREAK.
I walked in..crop dusted the whole place then asked her if she wanted to go to a place that smells better.
You were always a thinker
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
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