wouldve been great, if we lived in constant slow motion cause that shit lasted 30 seconds and half the time he was putting on the condom
"The real world" DC house is on the corner of 20th and S. Wanna come with to check it out? It's my goal to be a blurred out face in their hot tub.
There's a hobo dancing by himself. Is anyone going to ask how he got in the house?
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
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I just accidently tagged myself in the picture of the 16 year olds spreading their legs in bikinis. Failure.
the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
don't worry about the neighbors I'm like 99% sure all that snow covered a good portion of our vomit
I just puked in my fish tank. Helloooooo summer.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
He came over while I was in the ER and hung pictures of himself around my house.
Same here... Well I was planning on having some sort of deep conversation, but looking at how grim of an outlook tomorrow has on you, I'll just re-inform you that I have your pants.
some crying dude holding an empty fifth of burnetts just showed up at our door and asked 'do i live here?'
this is random but who was banging in the shower in our condo?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
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