my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He was dressed in a pink dressing gown feeding people ketamine from a plastic sword he called Excalibur. how was your Monday?
That big chick who gave you the handly polished off one of the walls to the ginger bread house right before she came outside. FYI
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Heard puking from next door. Looks like the third floor won't be any different than the second.
Life is too short to have fake orgasms.
All I know is she walked in crying with a bag of limes and a bottle of tequila and has been locked in her room blasting lil wayne ever since.
But I just had this pork pâté. It was dick grabbing.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
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My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
My sexual preferences tend to require a degree in psychology to understand
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
Here's a concept though: eating pasta while getting laid
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
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