I've decided that life's journeys are more fun when your moral compass hangs in front of you and swings with each step
I'm at an open mic night and the next act is called 'the best creed cover band ever.' The guy i recently hooked up with is on bass.
i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
New plan, instead of sleeping with her, I'm just going to use her to sleep with the entire sorority.
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I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
we've had sex 4 times and he still refers to me as 'the chick in my chem class'
you went all the way to UK and still managed to hook up with someone from our highschool...
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
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Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
Overslept. So hungover. Apparently texting the first person in my contact list the time I would like to wake up is not how the alarm clock in my phone actually works.
Vom Wallet is no more. We now boldly enter a responsible, adult era where we will not throw up liquor onto ourselves.
You aren't truly friends with someone until you play drinking games via text at 8:30 in the morning.
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