He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
My facebook horoscope today said I will have a little "confusion". Obviously astrology understands a blackout.
she just uttered the sweetest sentence in the english language...my stripper friends are coming over
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she reminds me of the kind of girl who'd fuck in church if you asked. I can dig it.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
DIN'T JUSGE NE.
I gave you head at the stadium on a Thursday night ESPN game. That damn well better be worth points on the score board!!!
Drunk at ten am watching Californication re runs. Being divorced rules.
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Dude, it could be so much worse. That Dale kid lost a toe I think.
I bought more beer than I could carry and managed to fit it all in the fridge. It's an alcoholicmas miracle.
Hey, Would it be ok if me and your wife have a ladies only night and masturbated on FaceTime together?
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
Burnt food and a broken vibrator. Disappointment after disappointment. Is April a man?
.......do you have the salami in bed? I'm trying to make a sandwich.
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