am i morally bankrupt?
no. its just the recession
I think I'd rather ejaculate tabasco. You'd have to scrape out guacamole.
I just used my 7th grade year book to figure out who I hooked up with last night. Being home is magical.
If you go to the bathroom don't ask why there's diet coke on the toilet. Loller copter. Blow is fun.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I'm stealing this baby.
Well I always support illegal activity but where would you put it?
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
If we don't rescue him from the fat chick soon, she is going to eat him alive and suck the marrow from his bones.
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Well. Now I feel like I put pants on for nothing.
It's all fun and games until you have to pay the bar tab.
If anyone needs me I'll be in the bathtub, eating fast food and shooting straight vodka while I seriously evaluate my life choices and cry.
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
I smell like Dick and happiness
I imagine you as a cat holding your burrito with two paws and cutely eating it
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