hi brent please bring bad word music cd must most bad word please brent bring cd music bad word please brent bring cd music bad word
Oh just a soda. I'm "driving"
Im eating ham and mustard naked, watching south park, but its totally cool cuz the paper plate is covering my nuts
I fucked my boyfriend 15 minutes before my pap test. My gyno probably thinks I hate her.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
the cops didn't wanna shut the tailgate down but the strippers weren't allowed to take money without a license or somthing
I just fucked my ex's ex's ex. Love quadrilateral complete
I blame it on the rum. It keeps jumpng doqn my throst.
This tiny Canadian guy just tipped me $20, a piece of gum, and a joint. I wasn't working. He literally tipped me for talking to him.
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
Oh man I wish I could've gotten a picture of how many anti-circumcision stickers are on this Prius
Nice. I got home at like 3am.stopped at Walmart for a vacuum and weirdly a trash can. Not sure why high me last night needed a new trashcan.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
You tried to run away last night. The neighbors brought you back.you were in their hot tub again. This needs to stop
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