Raging hang over. 6AM finish. Shat on a bag of trash in an alley. D L that last bit.
It's 10am, I'm at grocery store buying booze b/c the bf just told me that he didn't "technically" break up with his ex.
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
may or may not have recieved head in the car before we came in.
First straight guy ever blown in a Prius. Congrats.
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
Everytime I see a couple on campus walking and holding hands I just want to yell he's gonna lie!
Was I shouting at a fire engine last Friday?
I'm sorry I kept calling you a pussy... but to be fair, you were being a pussy.
I'll always remember 2012 as the year I hooked up with countless girls who had the sides of their heads shaved.
I think curling is the best thing to watch when you're baked.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
Free stuff before I even put his balls in my mouth like wow great start
I just destroyed that poor boy. Picked him up and put him wherever I wanted, it was like the Pride version of Elf on a Shelf.
You were leaning against a fire hydrant asking people if they wanted to buy free pocket peanuts from you.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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