I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
epic walk of shame this morning involving 2 subway transfers. I need to start sexing locally.
I'm on the bus going to class. And a cop just rolled by and I got nervous because I didn't have my seatbelt on. I have to stop smoking so much weed.
The required reading for this week is a paper about birds called great tits. Let's see my TA keep a straight face through this discussion.
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
We had sex after spending two hours in the drunk tank. It was really deep and meaningful
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Dude found out there's an open bar at the celebration of life thing for my grandma which is at noon. Now I know why I can drink so much
I just almost said to a customer "P as in Pussy"
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
hell or highwater he WILL get a blowjob in the hammock before the end of summer.
We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
Good News: There was a condom on the floor. Bad News: It was still in the wrapper
Just in case you forgot, you puked all over your boss house, pissed on his coffee table, and were then thrown out by his wife
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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