i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
I may have discovered that porn hub is on my top visited sites during class this morning.
Improvement. She went from pretending she was the soccer ball in the world cup games and it hurt when they kicked her to passed out on the floor.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
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that's not even the weird part though. he already knew where the bathroom was, he might have been here before..
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Is it weird to say that Kobe reminds me of a wise brontosaurus?
When he wakes up tomorrow with half shaved legs smelling like a preteens bathroom, I'm sure he will think he has had a great evening
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He made me watch a sex tape him and his gf made. They were in the shower when her roommate walked in on them. Not kidding: she asked to join in.
I hate him. He gets laid, my dick gets laughed at.
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
Yes I went home with her last night. I woke up this morning and ran into my boss on the way to the bathroom. Monday is going to suck at work.
i made that whipped coffee shit today. took six pouches of instant espresso.
please tell me you didn’t consume six shots of espresso
:)
i can feel colors
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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