I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Why does lindsey know I was naked in the kitchen?
im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
decided to have an easter egg hunt this year. the golden egg has weed in it and all the others have shots of vodka. who said we were too old for easter?!?
You kept making that girl eat peanuts, saying they were good for her baby..... I don't think she pregnant
She's clinging to me like a horny koala.
despite the cops showing up at 8am, pre gaming groundhog day was my idea yet. and by pre gaming, i of course mean getting black out drunk by 7:30am
well i mean she can't stop a weed based friendship...its like a trying to stop a bomb or a really fast train...
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
I hope you get eaten by satanic starfish.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
LOOK AT HOW SMOOTH THIS BITCH IS
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