He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
It's cute how he thinks we're going to have sex again
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
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No no no...you park the car, stick your tongue down his throat, slip your number in his pocket, invite him to insomnia, and THEN LEAVE. You go from awkward to epic in a matter of seconds.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
He slapped my ass and his clap-on light turned on.
She needs to go. She is like the Yoko Ono of our group.
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Did you have ill-advised lesbian sex on the deathbed of their relationship?
Of course. Go big or go home.
You're my fucking queen.
literally 50% of my time being 20 has involved my genitals thus far
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
I'm handling the NHL draft worse than getting dumped this week
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
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