When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Me and my dog bond so much when im high.
i wish i could shrink down to the size of his dick so i could just thank it in person.
oh and i'm sorry i sold you for three cigarettes last night
no you went to jail because you don't know how to whisper when offering a cop a blow job. I'm sure him having a chick partner didn't help.
I should've realized you were drunk when you began to point at my crotch while yelling "Funland!!!"
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
Just got a motivational speech from the tacobell drive thru guy at 2am
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
Hey the moment you step into my house, find me IMMEDIATELY so we can pinky promise on not roping anyone at the party into yet another threesome
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
So I hung out with an australian but woke up with a British man in my bed does that make me culturalized
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