the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
guess who just trotted in eating her oats and wagging her penis
if sarah has 12 dollars and spends 6 of it on cheap booze how much will she spend on hangover food the next morning?
4 on the dollar menu at mcdonalds
mom cant say that college never taught us math
Miss Michigan hasn't even been Miss USA for 24hrs and already stripper pole pics are surfacing. Classy.
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So I guess I passed out face first on the ground while trying to grill last night
Hes stumbling drunkenly around the streets of New York with a balloon vagina on his head. I'd say hes having a good night.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
There's 50 people in our house, none of them are wearing shirts. The keg has been relocated twice and our bathroom door is missing again...when will we ever learn?
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
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I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I would like to make it known to all of you that my penis is official retired, but it thanks you for the countless years of service you provided
The vodka gummy bears are so strong. If I die of alcohol poisoning, please tell my dad it was single malt scotch.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
Went upstairs to make PopTarts, found the door open. Shut it. Saw a grey thing. Opened the door, found a girl sleeping outside. What the fuck happened last nigh
My roommate just woke up to me masturbating in our room. I figured this would happen eventually.
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