I can feel you judging me through the phone.
how lazy do you have to be to be a fat vegetarian?
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I thought he was joking about the hundred beer challenge until two guys showed up with a camera and boom mic. This cabin party is going to be fucked
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Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
I am seriously thinking about wearing a blanket as a cape. So when I pass out tonight the blanket might keep me warm.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
Apparently hitting a bong with your mouth half numb is hilarious but frustrating!
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
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I walked in on him pumping himself up by headbanging to the drumbeat from Jumanji.
I'm recreating the you're a wizard harry video with a guy on snapchat whilst having snapchat sex with another... Adulting is fun
I feel like my foot is being amputated. Or maybe it's the vodka. I couldn't tell you.
Don't get mad but There's blood everywhere and the only thing I remember is the bj from your cousin.
Just let me pee on you and I'll leave you alone.
You do realize it’s only a matter of time before I have a bad day and come home with an alpaca?
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