I climb out of my sunroof. I mean its kind of embarrassing but part of me feels awesome and ninja like.
I walked downstairs and there were 50 sorority girls. I wasn't expecting an audience during my walk of shame.
It snowed today. The whore-inducing weather is official over.
i guess this means i'm going to be wearing knee socks during sex again
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I can blatently call girls sluts here and they think i'm speaking norwegian
found your viking helmet in the parking lot this morning, its missing a horn. There was still liquor in the remaining horn. shots from a viking helmet should be mandatory.
Why do I have peacock feathers super glued to my body?
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Why is there bacon braided in my hair
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Thanks for coming to the hospital with me, In return, I will buy you ecstasy.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
WHAT KIND OF GUY JACKS OFF TO A PICTURE OF A BUTT WHAT IS THIS THE 1980s
i'm so glad to be in bed i'd like to thank the acadermy
The abomination is in progress. At least one barista side eyed me and the other has fear in her eyes
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