I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
finally cleaned my dorm for the first time all year. bleach is awesome.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
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I loved your drunken rendition of "I wanna dance with somebody" that you left on my voicemail last night.
Im in the bathtub drunk. Less than an hour before the interview. This will be the best or worst career move ever., support?
Wow just saw this. Nothing like a little anal sex to ring in 2012.
And now she's hand feeding me pork rines and showing me her angry birds high scores. This is Vegas.
Have you seen Dave? He's not on top of the bar anymore but I found his shirt.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
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I don't think he cares about your inhospitable uterus.
do you ever just look around and think about how great it is to have depth perception? Like it's really, really cool when u think about it
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I believe you can. But if you can have rum with breakfast then do that. Definitely do that.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
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