I keep trying to leave, but for some reason I'm staying
Guy at red light looking at porn. I'm waiting for him to look over at me so I can shake my head and he can feel bad
Just turned rock'em sock'em robots with my little cousin into a drinking game. Im drinking bourbon hes drinking hot chocolate.
Just showed mom and dad the pics from San Francisco, while i played the Full House theme song in the background.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
Oh btw, that was a wonderful blow job. You did a good job.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
It was going great until he started saying "ooh kill em" under his breath with each thrust
His baby mama found the pictures of us, she couldn't see my face but she could see my asshole. So I'm safe.
He wants to buy me a wedding ring and pretend to be married to someone else when we fuck. It actually makes me wet thinking about it.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
Fucker was flying a Bruins flag. He can pick up the dog's poop himself.
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