Culvers...So Good
So good. The butter burgers slip right outta my ass.
I am not having having sex with guys at the moment.
I can pretend to be a girl if you want. I have a tongue.
Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
I found out what happened to my eye. I punched myself in the face.
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
After I came she just held my balls until I fell asleep. It was like adult swaddling. Magical...
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
I am naked and annoyed.
NO BABIES. YOUR VAGINA WILL BLEED WITHIN A FORTNIGHT.
He knocked me over backwards in my chair. I had a beer in each hand. Didn't spill a drop.
When I woke up today i said I will NOT sleep with her. This morning I did the walk of shame into work wearing the same clothes... How was your Monday?
Well I thought I saw everything and then I saw Christmas themed poop bags at Petco.
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