Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
went to the bathroom to piss, saw puke in the toilet thought wtf i dont remember puking, then turned around to find a chick i've never seen before passed out in my shower.
ok watching intervention on tv. when i hit rock bottom - i wanna be THIS chick.
...just for future reference, one Four Loko can fits PERFECTLY in a venti iced coffee cup from Starbucks
I'm sitting in the middle of them on his bed, forcing them to watch Brokeback Mountain. I am the best cock blocker ever.
Got a thumbs up from a trucker for doing lines on the interstate. God bless america.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
Yay for living on the edge. I'm trying this new thing where I stop mom-arming people and promote bad decisions. It's working quite well.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
my god I love twenty year old dicks
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
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