Midnight walks are trippy
I tried to do that earlier, but I was alone and scared, so I stole a happy Birthday balloon.
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
i looked at dads computer and apparently he was looking at job ads on craigslist and the only one clicked that turned purple said "GET PAID TO MASTURBATE"
His pubic hair was longer than his dick
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marching band practice is quite the interesting soundtrack to sex
I just saw a homeless guy on rollerblades; I don't think I've ever felt sorrier for someone in my life.
I feel so grown up. I just went to home depot to buy actual home improvement supplies instead of stuff to make a bong with.
Hooking up with one of the deadbeat dads from Teen Mom does not qualify as banging a celebrity.
I may or may not have just hot boxed a backhoe on the construction site of a police station that's being rebuilt..
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
What should I say back?
Well, how do you want the conversation to go?
Straight into my pants.
I just wanted to be the best at what I did even if that included sexing a whole fraternity or sorority ya know?
Cancun blessed me with a drinking problem
Sorry about my life...
He walked into me masturbating to a framed picture of Bill Murray riding a t-rex
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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