She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
I'm really tired of you accidentally texting me when your doing illegal things. I'm taking away your phone.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
all she kept saying was "harder" "mayo" and "who are you"
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Just convinced airport security that im sober. All i do is win.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
You sprayed lysol all over me. You said that my soberness was infecting your night.
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I just found out I lost my virginity the same day my parents did, 25 years later. This is my life.
You have not lived until you've seen your mother stumble into the house with one shoe on mumbling incoherently about tequila cupcakes.
I take it that, because we are not guzzling a box of franzia, everything went alright?
I don't know what to do with my life other than going on Reddit and watching porn.
Probably yeah. I mean maybe one day we can be those friends that hang out naked. Not awkard at all.
Why is my belly button ring in my ear