idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I can actually hear my brain cells scream as they die when she speaks.
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
can we change the rule from "no one is ugly after 2 am" to 1130 so i can justify last night
IS FOOTBALL GONNA SUCK HIS DICK? NO, IT IS NOT
Hey. Can you be so hung over that you get a rash?
Mission get my tooth back and find a new dick to ride starts after i sleep for the first time in 2 days.
Just bought a 17 year old 40's while wearing a poncho. This behavior is acceptable until I'm 25.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Tell me I'm the only person you know who could punch someone at the bar, get escorted out, smoke a cig with the cop who almost arrested me AND get the security guy who escorted me out to buy me drinks.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
Naw but when she was in the bathroom I threw the condom out the window and I'm pretty sure it hit some girl
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
Randomize
