i love that when i tell my kids and grandkids about how we first met it will be about this little thing called a "poke" on facebook
I kept feeling my boobs..just to make sure they were still there.
She's grinding on a deaf black man and I'm the interpreter.
Did you write your name in the dust on our toilet tank?
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she just made some guy spank her... then made some chick take a running start and spank her.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
shit went down at the bar when this girl with 'morals' totally cock blocked a married guy. she actually kicked IN the bathroom door when they were fucking in there. then we all did shots.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
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Make the kitchen floor stop waving. Im trying to lay on it
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
All I remember is allowing my uber driver to pull over on the side of the road to give me a massage. I was alone
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
Yeah I passed out. The last thing I remember is the lady telling me I couldn't play the clarinet with my nose.
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