Uhh me and Jacque peed on the street outside the bar last night and wiped with flowers. I vaguely remember her repeating the word "fresh" over and over.
Girls gone wild is like the hills, except sexy and it doesnt suck
Wish i knew that 10 minutes ago when i told him to dance with my blackberry while i got another drink
Is it too weird if im a sexy tampon for halloween?
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
I Know I'm the drunk girl in the trunk right now, BUT PLEASE LISTEN TO ME!
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
I woke up in a stranger's bed wearing nothing but santa socks.
I can't hang out tomorrow. A boy wants to feed me ice cream and touch my boobs. Priorities.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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