I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
We made a drinking game out of Project Runway. Gay guys are so fun.
All we did was argue about ponys and drug dealers
u know how some weekends you just wanna go out and ruin a relationship? this is one of those weekends
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
What are you talking about?! I shot gunned a monster while simaltaneously blowing gym boy Todd. If I'm not the poster child for being well rounded and versatile I have no idea what NYU is looking for
Curled up in the fetal position, trying not to throw up or think about my future, and humming songs from musicals to myself. You?
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
The girl next to me looks like the young version of sara (bonnie hunt) in jumanji. I wanna be like PLAY THE GAME SARA!!!!"
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
I'm trying to find some better sex background music so his neighbors don't hate us. This is tedious.
It's OK, I woke up in a drag queen's bed last weekend. It took me forever to get the glitter out of my cleavage.
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