He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
i just masturbated with purell and my dick burns and smells like a hospital
let me know it goes. try not to get bit. and if you can, get someone to videotape it.
Bad news is he broke up with me via text message
But the good news is I've returned as mayor of whoreville
He knows as soon as he hits chameleon eye status drunk, he is guaranteed to piss the bed we NEED to push him there
halloween is SO much better on drugs, why didn't anyone let us know about this when we were kids
She gave 2 thumbs up when Nirvana came on the radio while blowing me in the bathroom
I'm really hot. went tanning and this cheeseburger shirt like isn't breathable
By the way I got my period today. No NHL babies for me.
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Remeber when we went camping and fucked those two guys? Yeah me either but I'm covered in poison oak so I'm guessing it's from that.
Yeah, we got drunk and stole road signs.
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