I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
Apparently in gay bars the restroom signs are just a formality. Its a free for all in there
As I climbed in the bathroom window from the room I noticed both him rommates staring and talking about me in the hall...
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
Apparently I took one a huge picture off the wall at the bar and was walking around dancing with it..
We could be hammered at a childrens film. You failed me
The to do list extremely baked self wrote for me last night says "1. Join gym 2. Passport? 3. Join a gym" And then just a drawing of a squid
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
i turned around and there he was, right in my face. i was mid deep throat of a hot dog that i was eating with my hands and no bun. you win FSU, you win.
YOU CAN'T JUST ADD EVERYONE WHO ENTERS MY VAGINA ON FACEBOOK WTF
Thanks for duct tapping my dick to my leg while I was passed out. I could only aim straight down. I stood on your bed. Have a nice day at work!
He’s really fucking cute. Like, I want his penis in my mouth cute.
I feel like I purchased a one way ticket to hell last night and its non refundable.
Two words: nipple clamps
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