Drunken candy land NOW. Dont fight the urge... you want to.
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
I just went to a subway where the girl didn't know how to make a blt. I will not miss public school texans.
i ordered 12 mcnuggets at mcdonalds and ended up getting 20. for free. miracles really do happen when your high.
You were doing downward dog and puking off my deck at the same time.
I just found a bag of teeth...
"thanks for the sex" was written in lipstick on my bathroom mirror. i'm officially done with random hook ups.
We role played last night. I was Brandon Inge and she was some slut from Toledo. Let's just say Triple A might not be so disappointing after all.
Okay. This morning the comforter was wet, you were underwearless and using a tiny blanket. What'd you do??
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
I just came so hard my vision went blurry. I can only hope one day I'll find a man that can accomplish what my left hand does on a tri-daily basis.
I need a fuck buddy with more available hours
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Oh. Why can't it be something easy, like a punch card for blowjobs?
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
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