i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
Remind me to tell you about the dream where im a fighting a super hero whose only weakness is sunkist.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
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had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I had to download the flashlight app so I could finish taking a dump when the power went out.
"Don't get as drunk as I was on my birthday" has been upgraded from a goal for Friday night to a goal for my life in general.
She keeps sending, "show me your elephant trunk."
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He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
i was thinking shit as she was saying it. it was a sarcasm time loop
Also I'm at the pub and there are old lady pirates gyrating on a pole. I wish you were here.
The dominatrix coworker is currently listening to pop music that has been translated into an Irish dialect and sung by high school kids. Every day gets weirder here.
We're sort of like brothers. Except with more sexual tension. And we don't look alike. Or are related.
So we're not much like brothers really.
Tinder has really served to stimulate the number of sex related demons summonings.
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