Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
I don't know how, but he made a bong out of a hamster wheel. To say I am impressed is an understatement.
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I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
I can't wait. Forget the royal wedding. This is the most anticipated hookup of 2011.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
they drunkenly created an obstacle course for the poor hamster and its ball.
He's basically wearing those Nike boner sweatpants. It's hard not to jump him. How has your day been?
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Just thought you should know the man you CHOSE to father your children has once again fallen asleep on the toilet. thanks mom
I'm just waiting til he drunkenly pisses in his new man's car the way he always whipped it out and went Bellagio in mine.
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
The house across the street caught on fire today, Drunk people high centered their car tonight. Looking out my front window I get to watch police chases all the time. I am going to miss this place.
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