he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i just put a booger in my mom's hair and i just needed to tell someone.
And then he said "my dick isn't hard enough and your tits aren't big enough for this to work"
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
Hillary is trying to make pickle pops with vodka and sell them to kids at the ball park.
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
Babies are disgusting. I held one once. Then I washed my hands and rinsed my mouth out with wine.
Please collect your boy friend. He semi-passed out on the couch and trying to grab bums as people walk by. Anyone's bum, he's not choosy.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
I'm doing running of the bulls tomorrow at 7am...except in New Orleans roller derby girls chase you.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
Just got caught by my boss looking at porn on the work computer & he decided to utilize this time to look with me. Not sure if this is good or bad.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
ever feel bored AND lazy?
I call it "awake" but yeah...
Randomize
