Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
i just google imaged poop.
So i just bought beer on a credit card, using a fake ID, while wearing my nametag from work. All 3 have different names on them. God i love my boobs.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
This is the last weekend of getting drunk and having sex all nite with the plumber. I'm exhausted all weekend and I'm never going to finish the remodel at this rate
My leg won't stop wagging. It's like it's congratulating my vagina.
Can you explain to me the broken disco ball in my front yard?
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
SHUT UP I CAN'T HEAR YOU OVER THE SOUND OF UKULELE AND LONLINESS
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
You are one of my favorite baseball you have fun today
I'm wearing the monkey suit out tonight. I hope you're ok with it leaving the bedroom
Nothing like a little chlamydia diagnosis to ring in the new year
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
My arm is completely dead, never again will i give you a 20 minute hand job. You better have enjoyed that asshole. I have to text with my left hand now.
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