We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Well, she's officially disappointed in me. I have it writing.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Um. That's my cat Laura. You put my cat in your mouth, and then you put my cat in your purse.
Prepare for tons of dick. I mean dick by the bucket loads. Waterfalls if cock.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Far too many of our conversations end in us talking about sperm
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I don't think he understands that his kid doesn't bother me. I have a binder full of developmentally appropriate early childhood activities.
Either go for divorced men who are forty plus or stop doing this immediately. You are 23 years old. You need more wine and less baby fever
I just had sex on my divorce papers. I've never felt so poetic.
Just whisper "I fucked your boyfriend" in her ear and be done with it.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Randomize
