Dual....:-)
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
I wonder what it would be like to masturbate in space
LETS GET FUCKED UP IN ONESIES TONIGHT.
I worry about you sometimes...
i'm almost done photoshopping my face on his wife. it's a done deal
We're not too concerned with getting her out of jail. We're on a mission for donuts.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
When you turn your data bak on you're gonna get a pic of a nipple but it's not mine
On another note, I feel like my vagina is slowly being peeled off with a rusty potato peeler.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
So it's ironically funny that my psychiatrist's office and my cocaine dealer's house are on the same street
He won't have sex to beyonce. I hate him.
DO YOU REALIZE HOW AWESOME MY GRANDMA WOULD BE IF SHE GOT HIGH
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
I just had a morning three-some with marijuana and a detachable shower-head
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