I used to have a blog that was basically all about ****** and all of his sexual misadventures
I mean it made tucker max look like a fucking alterboy
But unfortunatley his mom did a google search and found it
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
some girl just asked me how to spell unconscious. I really want to know what she was texting.
No. I was horrified and confused as to why you thought scrambled eggs and cottage cheese was a good mix
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Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Pretty certain he passed out for a while going down on me. Absolutely certain he passed out during the blow job.
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
My girlfriend is studying for the MCAT by watching The Magic Schoolbus. There go my dreams of being a househusband.
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only i would grind with someone to harp music at a gay wedding
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Mom said it is up to us to plan Thanksgiving. Hooters or Scores?
Or???
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
I am so so sorry I bit your butt last night. Twice.
My favourite part was when you contorted upside down in the tub and said "I don't want to be upside down"
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