Her vagina should come with caution tape.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
i got a blow job in the bathroom during intermission at the hockey game. i'm pretty sure i made Canada proud.
it was one of those movies netflix should have sent weed with
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
All of the sudden your world had become nothing but the sum of visible dicks. Welcome to life.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
judging from the number of limes and box of kosher salt on the counter therell be 8.5 gallons of tequila drunk this weekend.
sounds about right
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
I needed to bring way more fireball to class to match this professors intensity
I am luring the porn star to my house with chicken!
They gave me 4 meds at the health center and said not to take alcohol with any of them. Guess ill wait until tomorrow to feel better.
Im 76 percent sure I took a fully clothed shower last night.
I might have to quit marching band. It's affecting my drinking schedule
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