I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
Somehow he came on his own face...then he freaked out
I passed out leaning next to a light pole. When the cop woke me up at 4 AM, I told him I was a block away from the apt, just had to stop to make a puke pit stop.
Wierdest expirience of my life this girl literally just knocked on my door at 140am to blow me in the shower. Idk what im doing but im doing it right
I can't do a walk of shame with a sombrero full of baby chickens
I really hope jumping jacks prevent pregancy because I'm kind of banking on it right now, do you know why there's a unicycle in the corner of my room?
ps I'm eating candy off our sex sheets. gotta say the only thing better than sweet tarts is sweet tarts with a hint of sex. perfect post vday situation
Just did it in a room with glowing stars to Peter Gabriel's down to earth on shrooms. This is like god
The Universe is CLEARLY playing a bad joke on your sex life
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
lets go to sea world and you can just hit on every guy in a wetsuit until you get lucky
His dad and I had a drunk conversation about life. At 4 am he told me that I was 21 and cute and should fuck whoever I want.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
sometimes you just gotta rip off the nipple tape and get it done.
ETA 20 minutes and if you greet me at the door with a gin & tonic I’ll give you head.
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