I just am on my way home.. i had 3 and one startd crying and puking.. so they went home. one bitch fuckin ruined it for evryone.. u playin cards?
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I puked for half an hour, but I went and danced afterwards, and that made me feel better.
You are so irish.
what kind of dress can i wear to my high school reunion that says "even though i'm more successful than all of you i'm still up for sex"?
you handed me your bra at the bar and said 'hold my purse'
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
yep you were here saturday. if you woke up smelling like vanilla i can explain.
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
So topless strobe light beer pong turned into me rugby tackling a bitch to the ground.my tits will never forgive me for sacrificing their majesticness for responsibility
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
So the woman who sold us weed at the park is pregnant. With another small child. And the basket she used to carry the joints is decorated with Barney stickers.
She's like a yuppie Nancy Botwin. She just gets better and better.
you seriously don't remember..? but then again, you were taking shots by yourself for like 30mins
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