just realized i've hooked up with 3/4 of the guys here COOL
This is my last and worst hangover of the decade...I almost cherrish it
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Stop making excuses. You can be here in 5 and cumming in 10
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
Dont be alarmed when you find the maintenance guy passed out on your couch. I didn't to explain why I was there so I offered him a drink, I dont know what happened after that.....
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
I feel violated by Miley Cirrus's performance in the VMA's.
im glad im back to a point in my life where i have enough sex to sometimes be offered and be like naw im good.
Decided to make myself tequila gummy bears but got impatient and just drank the bowl of tequila.
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
How drunk are you?
Completed.
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
Randomize
