Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
She gave me a BJ with my hoodie on. it was like i was blowing myself.
we are currently watching a singalong porn...just thought you should know
Dude before you bang that chick preheat the oven to 425 I wanna make a pizza for afties
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the repo guy said it was the first time he'd ever started to repo a car with someone fucking inside of it. he might have said 'doing it' instead.
TACOBELL COOL RANCH TACOS MARCH 7TH. I think realistically that will be more like valentines day for us. Bc nothing says romance like tacobell.
there's a girl on facebook trying to buy me a pizza. I can't say no... right?
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
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We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
He said his name was Tony, after last night I will refer to him as Tiny
tinder day one and i already had more guys message me about "the girl with the big tits in my second picture" than about me. MY 17 YEAR OLD SISTER CAN GET LAID WITHOUT EVEN HAVING TO MAKING A PROFILE
to be fair she does have a great rack
Note to self: Calvin Klein's are not safe to shit in.
Want to have dinner and we can talk about how my vagina can make you feel better?
A massage should never include spaghetti sauce. shit was fucked up
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