why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Dont worry, she is sitting right next to me. She is making it clear she wants to scissor
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
doing washington apple shots with my mom. sunday afternoons suddenly got so much better.
I thought I broke my iPhone. I was almost as depressed as the day I broke my vibrator.
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
He's really hot. I think he's gonna be my reason to shave this winter.
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
i feel like pizza bites are my only friend right now
nah i think i'm gonna take my landlord's kids trick-or-treating instead. apparently the houses around here hand out wine to the adults and candy to the kids.
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
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