yeah so this exboyfriend of yours reckons you're still together and he punched me in the face cos i slept with you last week. you might wanna have a word with him or at a minimum change your facebook status.
I found a knife in my bed when I got back this morning. I think one of my roommates has it in for me
those 9 inches of man changed my life forever.
nah, they dropped the charges. apparently ripping his junk when he tried to hop the fence seemed like punishment enough...
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she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
"Little drunk?" Honey you were "livetweeting" Sublime's "Sublime" album while it was playing in his car, and at one point you said you hoped they play Santeria. "Little drunk" doesn't cover it.
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
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How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I need to see you idiots before I go back to school. But we shouldn't snort Crown Royal this time.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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