You are still hot in my book. I wanna dry hump u like a 9th grader then hump for real when the herpes is gone.
Saw shirtless man with angel wing tramp stamp seen biking in my neighborhood. Considering moving.
i don't know whats more disturbing, that his dog drooled directly into my mouth or that i was too drunk and tired to do anything except let it be there.
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
Apparently senior citizens don't like that position
So befoe we go on this mission how reliable are you for bailing peope out of jail
You put Smirnoff in your grape juice and called it communion...
She's started this new thing where whenever she drives by random couples talking alone outside she yells "break up! this is your sign!"
You should know two things about me,,,1) I am highly sexual and 2) I am HIGHLY competitive so you telling me about how much sex you had with the other girl makes me say "challenge accepted"... you should hydrate.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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