forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
i told him to take shots to cure a hangover and he told me i was "walking the steppingstones to alcoholism"
Her brother was practicing the clarinet....it was like having sex in a starbucks
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
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God I love babysitting. They pay me $10 an hour to watch movies and sext
I really hope he dies in a tragic kegstand mishap
I got lit on fire and andy went to jail last night. Totally unrelated incidents though.
Come over we're celebrating the one month anniversary of her first 4/20
Kinda forgot to grab tampons. Mind if I run to my house to get one? I'd rather not turn my green skinny jeans Christmas colors
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He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
No seriously you guys are gonna get arrested
Do me a favor I want you to reach down the front of your pants and underwear and just feel around for a while... if you happen to find your balls then join us
I walked into Anna's room this morning and she was like teary eyed, with pizza sauce all over the place
Far be it from me to tell you where you store your dildos but from an interior decorating standpoint not fucking there
I'm very disappointed that your kitten almost ate my weed cake...
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